The season so far ...

15/4/2000 - A difficult start to the season, the team has a 100% record so far, played 2, lost 2.
22/4/2000 - First points of the season due to rain...

Andrew Lindsay
a) Lucky to be in the team
b) Andrew
c) Pizza
d) Blind Date!!! /
e) less than 10

Andy Clark (Age - younger than he looks)
a) Pretend Batsman
b) Clarky, Crimson Crowbar
c) Akbars Curry House
d) Dr Who /
e) 18

Craig Kelly
a) Thinks he's an all-rounder
b) Kes, Santa
c) Lager
d) Style Challenge / Mark Fowler
e) Definitely less than 10

Ashley Brewer
a) Wherever his Mum tells him
b) Mummy's boy, Ash
c) Whatever his Mum gives him
d) Whatever his Mum lets him watch / his Mum (if she were on TV)
e) Ask his Mum!

Derek Sanderson
a) No.11 (even when we're short)
b) Sandy, Tim
c) Chips and gravy
d) English / Ronnie Corbett
e) What!

Gethan Clarke
a) In the showers
b) Geth, Who?
c) His Mum's pack-up
d) Grange Hill /
e) Lower than his age

Mark Scaife
a) Next to Sandy
b) Virgin, Scaifey
c) Women (girls)
d) Children's BBC / Donald Duck
e) Same as Sandy's

Nicky Johnson
a) He's got promise
b) Nicky
c) Chocolate
d) German satellite channels / Emanuelle
e) Lower than his bowling

Simon Lindsay
a) Large
b) Big Un, Animal
c) Any
d) Teletubbies / Tinky Winky
e) Probably about 30 (stone)

Tony Jones
a) Wherever he wants to
b) Tidy, Bones
c) Nothing messy
d) Man About the House/ Bill Tidy
e) Thank god for the cut shot

Paul Stephenson (Age - looking good, all things considered)
a) Boring batsman (ocasionally OK)
b) Stivvy
c) Lasagne
d) Sony FST 18"/
e) 92 (he wishes!)