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"I know it`s big, but there`s no need to scream!"

"I blame it on my wife and her green fingers!"

"...I don`t care if you have got your own TV show! Your not going out with my daughter!"

"Oh he loves the make up and the costumes.It`s the wrestling he`s not keen on"

"I must say you`ve certainly increased the chance of promotion since your sex change Figgins"

"Blimey serge! You were right about those cigarettes"

"I like you Jane. Your so different from all the other girls"

"Whenever I come in here I get a craving for milk!"

" OK OK I`ll take them off! And I was so sure I`d given him a sense of humour!"

" We did`nt mind being called merry men but, you`ve gone too far this time Robin!"

" Your right mom! It is that drunk that sits outside the Post Office!"

" I suppose this is the long arm of the law!"

" A complaint sir? Just fill in the form provided on the napkin."

"...And to think, we gave him a university education for this!"

"This doll is popular. It comes with a range of detachable boyfriends"