| More
Giant Animal Madness |
| It began with
Giant Simians in Somerset, it continued with sights of sixty three
foot dolphins in a Derby based Woolworth's store. And then reports
yesterday of giant amphibians on the plains of the Savannah. |
| Today the biggest
yet!!! Birds, or should I say one bird, a towering sight, an almost
frightening sight... A Puffin the height of a house. The Puffin, estimated
at 12ft is captured in the garden of a South Glamorgan home. Puffins,
a very attractive coast claiming bird, are so as British as Tea on
the lawn and cricket in the afternoons. But never Puffins on this
scale. |
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More Giant Animal
Madness
It began with Giant Simians in Somerset, it continued with sights
of sixty three foot dolphins in a Derby based Woolworth's store. And
then reports yesterday of giant amphibians on the plains of the Savannah. |
| Today the biggest
yet!!! Birds, or should I say one bird, a towering sight, an almost
frightening sight... A Puffin the height of a house. The Puffin, estimated
at 12ft is captured in the garden of a South Glamorgan home. Puffins,
a very attractive coast claiming bird, are so as British as Tea on
the lawn and cricket in the afternoons. But never Puffins on this
scale. |
| The 12 ft puffin
was captured by the authorities and air lifted to a disused air base
in Cambridgeshire. It is expected that the creature shall be put down
and experiments carried out to define if there is a similar genetic
decoding error found in the captured Dolphins autopsy. |
| Scotland
Yard are now involved in the case, and genetic breeding on a scale
never yet imagined is suspected by may be this man, former professor
at the Institute of British Genetics. Recently sacked by the Institute
for his genetically altered Zebra episode, could this be the man behind
an incredible plan to take over the planet with giant creatures? |
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| Known only as
professor X could he be the most dangerous man alive? Or is he just
some barmy twat. Only time will tell. |
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