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| Is
There Life On Mars? |
| NASA are now
baffled. First they lost their probe, subsequently wasting millions
of dollars then they were accused of falsfying documents which lead
to the dodgy piece of equipment actually making it's one way trip
to the Red Planet. |
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Now photographic
evidence has emerged that the Mars probe might have been crushed by
a piece of cheese.
We recieved this photo shortly after the probe was expected to send
it's first pictures back to Earth. General Ernest Jumpago-Bonhunt
studied the photo and proclaimed it as an authentic piece of cheese.
Asked whether the planet was Mars he replied, "I don't know,
I've never been." |
| NASA have denied
that cheese could be sustained on Mars due to a lack of oxygen, cows,
grass, milk maids and cheese makers. |
| However NASA
have also time and again denied the moon landings were faked. |
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