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NASA are now baffled. First they lost their probe, subsequently wasting millions of dollars then they were accused of falsfying documents which lead to the dodgy piece of equipment actually making it's one way trip to the Red Planet.
Now photographic evidence has emerged that the Mars probe might have been crushed by a piece of cheese.
We recieved this photo shortly after the probe was expected to send it's first pictures back to Earth. General Ernest Jumpago-Bonhunt studied the photo and proclaimed it as an authentic piece of cheese. Asked whether the planet was Mars he replied, "I don't know, I've never been."
NASA have denied that cheese could be sustained on Mars due to a lack of oxygen, cows, grass, milk maids and cheese makers.
However NASA have also time and again denied the moon landings were faked.
 
 
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