Characters
:Bernard Bradshaw
Terry Anderson
Philip
Quizzer
Ron Boss
Michael Warrick
Paul Rygan
Beverly
Bob & Geoff
Scripts
1 - The Job
2- Mad Dogs And Welshmen
3- Conference Talk
4- The Undercutters
5- Whisky Hunt
6- The Quizzing
Other
Stuff
Quotes
The Ode Of Bernard And Terry
Bernarndo's Ramblings
Terry's Autobiography
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| With the release this month of my long awaited autobiography, Terry Anderson The Welsh Wizard by Terry Anderson, I had to get a few words and an exclusive serialisation for a bit more cash. The autobiography is being serialised only in The Cheese Times and retails at the very generous price of £35 plus VAT. (Only £500 for an autographed copy!) Whilst writing the autobiography I was reminded of so many happy memories, like the time I had a violent and bloody fight with the legendary actor Oliver Reed in a heated argument over who was first at the bar. | |
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remember he broke my nose so I held him down and administered forty-eight
consecutive bee sting goosies to his forehead and then Chinese burned
the bugger. He didn’t like that one bit and gave me a powerful
bear hug, which broke five of my ribs. It all ended when I smashed
a chair over him. He staggered back, shaking his head frantically,
before finding the whole situation incredibly amusing. He even invited
me to dinner that evening. Ollie was a smashing chap, and one of the
few people who could keep up with me during my famous seven-day binge
drinking sessions, as reported by The News of the World. |
Everywhere
I went drama seemed to follow me. Like the time I was arrested for
inciting a mass brawl at Vetch Field whilst playing for Swansea City
against hated rivals Cardiff City. Late in the game and after Cardiff
were awarded what I still say was an extremely dubious penalty I physically
assaulted the referee before hurling bits of turf at the away fans.
One of the Cardiff players had a go so I twatted him. The next thing
I know there was a mass riot occurring all around me. In the end the
police swat team had to be sent in to restore order, 785 people got
injured and muggins here was arrested. Luckily you could easily bribe
the Police in those days and so all charges against me were later
dropped. |
| Read it all, exactly as it happened in the coming months.… TERRY ANDERSON : THE WELSH WIZARD By Terry Anderson (The Welsh Wizard) | |