WARNING:
Bernard is sometimes prone to ramble. He knows how to ramble. In fact,
if rambling was an Olympic sport Bernard would represent Great Britain.Readers
are reminded that any ramble which goes on for too long will not damage
there health. Feel free to read the following as Bernard has put great
care into his words except if your name is "Ronnie Wood",
in which case you are asked to lock yourself in a small room and never
come out.