A collection of songs and poems, including In The Beginning, Trainspotters, The Martian, Song About Cleaning Your Glasses, Luton, The Children In The Playground, Greavsie, Eddie Don't Like Furniture, Yorkie, Mr McNaulty, A Dog's Life, Well Bread Dog, Sumo, Pat, Colin, The Briefcase, Contact Lenses Out, Bad Dog, Very Bad Dog, Malcolm, Death Of A Dog, Seaing The See, The Edinburgh Tattoo & Poetry