John was born in Newington Green, Islington but moved to Luton, whilst still incontinent, to begin the arduous task of growing up. After moving to Bristol John wore flared trousers during his 'A' Level years, studying Biology, Economics and English.

After a year of working as a bus conductor (a childhood dream) John went to University in Bradford, there learning about the making of a good curry as well as finding time to obtain a degree in European Literature and the History of Ideas and Sociology.

On his return to London John began working in children's theatre. Friends suggested that his style and sense of the whimsical might go down well in a late-night comedy venue. They are no longer John's friends.

During his rise to fame John has performed at the Edinburgh Festival and is a regular on TV and radio. His stage show has developed and grown, now encompassing poetry, song and dance.