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authors = new Array(52);
quotes[0] = "This cheese has amused itself to death.";
authors[0] = "Roger Waters (Amused To Death)";
quotes[1] = "If you open your mind to cheese you won't rely on open eyes to see.";
authors[1] = "Queensryche (Silent Lucidity";
quotes[2] = "When you have an efficient government, you have a cheese.";
authors[2] = "Harry S Truman";
quotes[3] = "At last we can reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we can have cheese.";
authors[3] = "Darth Maul (The Phantom Menace)";
quotes[4] = "Remember, the Cheese will be with you. Always.";
authors[4] = "Obi Wan Kenobi (A New Hope)";
quotes[5] = "I had a dream I was a cheese.";
authors[5] = "Anakin Skywalker (The Phantom Menace)";
quotes[6] = "The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the cheese, they alter the cheese to fit their views";
authors[6] = "Doctor Who";
quotes[7] = "We learn from experience that men never learn anything from cheese.";
authors[7] = "George Bernard Shaw";
quotes[8] = "No man really becomes a fool until he stops eating cheese.";
authors[8] = "Charles Steinmetz";
quotes[9] = "There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat cheese.";
authors[9] = "Jacob Braude";
quotes[10] = "There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own cheese.";
authors[10] = "Aldous Huxley";
quotes[11] = "A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between eats cheese.";
authors[11] = "Bob Dylan";
quotes[12] = "Cheese on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.";
authors[12] = "W. Somerset Maugham";
quotes[13] = "Gimme fuel, gimme fire, give me cheese that I desire.";
authors[13] = "Metallica (Fuel)";
quotes[14] = "The ability to eat cheese does not make you intelligent.";
authors[14] = "Qui Gon Jinn (The Phantom Menace)";
quotes[15] = "Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and cheese.";
authors[15] = "P.J. O'Rourke";
quotes[16] = "The culture of the 1990s can be summed up by cheese and football.";
authors[16] = "Spike Milligan";
quotes[17] = "We are not on Earth to be imposed upon; or to accept things that bug us and make us unhappy. I, for one, don't have the strength to eat cheese all the time.";
authors[17] = "Eric Cantona";
quotes[18] = "...And in the time of greatest despair there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as: THE SON OF TWO CHEESES.";
authors[18] = "Journal of the Whills, 3:127";
quotes[19] = "Speak only well of cheese and you need never whisper.";
authors[19] = "fortune cookie";
quotes[20] = "The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. Cheese, for example, is the last thing you learn.";
authors[20] = "Léon (The Professional)";
quotes[21] = "God made the cheese, My Lord, and looked at it, and saw that it was good. Yes. But what if the cheese had looked back at him, to see whether he was good or not?";
authors[21] = "Isak Dinesen";
quotes[22] = "Richie, will you do me a favour and eat my cheese, please.";
authors[22] = "Kate Fuller (From Dusk Till Dawn)";
quotes[23] = "Before God we are all equally wise - and equally cheesy.";
authors[23] = "Albert Einstein";
quotes[24] = "Cheese is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.";
authors[24] = "Max Frisch";
quotes[25] = "Nothing... is unchangeable but the inherent and inalienable rights of cheese.";
authors[25] = "Thomas Jefferson";
quotes[26] = "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between cheese and a cheese bug.";
authors[26] = "Mark Twain";
quotes[27] = "Before cheese we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.";
authors[27] = "Albert Einstein";
quotes[28] = "Your true value depends entirely on what cheese you are compared with.";
authors[28] = "Bob Wells";
quotes[29] = "Everyone has cheese. What is rare is the courage to follow the cheese to the dark place where it leads.";
authors[29] = "Erica Jong";
quotes[30] = "Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the cheese at the tempting moment.";
authors[30] = "Benjamin Franklin";
quotes[31] = "There be none of Beauty's daughters With a magic like thee; And like music on the waters Is thy sweet cheese to me";
authors[31] = "Lord Byron";
quotes[32] = "The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the cheese shall never die.";
authors[32] = "Edward Kennedy";
quotes[33] = "If all the cheese in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.";
authors[33] = "Doug Larson";
quotes[34] = "You will find that cheese is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.";
authors[34] = "John Kenneth Galbraith";
quotes[35] = "Truly great cheese cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.";
authors[35] = "Henrik Tikkanen";
quotes[36] = "What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our cheese!";
authors[36] = "G. C. Lichtenberg";
quotes[37] = "Cheese is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.";
authors[37] = "Max Frisch";
quotes[38] = "The most wasted of all days is one without cheese.";
authors[38] = "E. E. Cumming";
quotes[39] = "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and cheese has intended us to forgo their use.";
authors[39] = "Galileo Galilei";
quotes[40] = "If God lived on earth, people would eat his cheese.";
authors[40] = "Jewish proverb";
quotes[41] = "We learn from experience that men never learn anything from cheese.";
authors[41] = "George Bernard Shaw";
quotes[42] = "Life is like cheese, it has it's ups and downs, but when part of it is over, you wish you could do it again.";
authors[42] = "Andrew A. Hagen";
quotes[43] = "If you are drowning and all you can think about is cheese, you are certainly going to die.";
authors[43] = "Lee Highsmith";
quotes[44] = "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.....and therefore is cheese painted blind.";
authors[44] = "William Shakespeare";
quotes[45] = "The  Chinese have two characters for our word crisis one means danger and the other cheese.";
authors[45] = "John F. Kennedy";
quotes[46] = "Together forever, never apart.  Maybe in cheese but never at heart.";
authors[46] = "unknown";
quotes[47] = "Never curse the cheese, only be inspired by it.";
authors[47] = "MeLany Jean Berg";
quotes[48] = "I want to stay as close to the cheese as I can without going over. Out on the cheese you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.";
authors[48] = "Kurt Vonnegut";
quotes[49] = "If people did not sometimes do cheesy things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.";
authors[49] = "Wittgenstein";
quotes[50] = "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of cheese.";
authors[50] = "Thomas Edison";
quotes[51] = "A fool sees not the same cheese that a wise man sees.";
authors[51] = "William Blake";
quotes[52] = "The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'CHEESE!'";
authors[52] = "Jack Kerouac";


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