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I WAS NOT, in spite of these grave
responsibilities and pressures, without comedians to lighten my progress.
New dynasties in the East have always attracted fresh sycophants and resurrected
old favourites, of which my court had its share.
A more harmless daily visitor to my verandah was Bhado, an aged pensioned Santal preacher, who suffered from religious mania. Dressed in tattered European clothes eked out in places with pieces of discarded tents, his trousers were too long and tied tight below the knees with string, his socks feet-less; a veritable blood-brother to the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz. Over his shoulder was an old opened umbrella, most of its ribs missing, and in his hands, an opened dog-eared bible, the pages of which he turned feverishly to draw attention to a text he always just failed to find. Some tenuous thread of surviving sanity told him he must justify his pension, but since no-one listened to him, he preached all day to the jungle trees and stones. With him was an almost naked four-year-old grandson, looking after grandad, or vice versa. Each morning, before I set out for hospital, he pronounced a benediction in the Santali language over me, with raised apostolic hands. A third local character was a mad girl of about eighteen, whom, since she was harmless, it had been impossible to secure admission to any mental home. Since she was believed by the Santals to be possessed by a bonga (a devil), everyone gave her food to pacify it, so that she was the roundest maiden in the neighbourhood. She wore only a minimum of clothes, tearing off everything the charitable gave her. On summer moonlit nights she was most restless and her cries could be heard in the jungle , like an animal's. Almost a Somerset Maughan character.
My Santal munshi (language teacher) Paulus Pundit was in a class of his
own. He was supposed to teach me Urdu as this was widely spoken, and would
be more useful to me than Santali. But his knowledge of was minimal,
so I learned by the direct method. He had served in an Indian Army
Labour Corps in France in World War I, and began each lesson during the
hot afternoons with a recital on his fingers of 'many Sahibs have I taught',
and concluded with a graphic tale of his capture of three German officers
who were drunk.
This Catalogue of 'Bats in my Belfry'
would be incomplete without mentioning an old Santal woman whom I had noticed
for sometime about my bungalow. Barefooted and silently, she seemed
solely employed in emptying my cigar ash from the numerous small brass
dishes in the various rooms and in arranging cosmos and zinnia blooms in
little country-made flower vases. She was rather ill-tempered and
was expert at scattering groups of Santal small boys who crept up to watch
me typing on the verandah. A single venomous hiss was sufficient, and I
reflected she only lacked a broom-stick to make an excellent witch.
So to give the jungle practice tone,
the doctor sahib now had a real live witch on his pay-roll.
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