I read a three page e-mail at work a few weeks ago and I have to say that by the end I realised that I didn't have a clue what the hell it was banging on about.  Then I realised that the author must have had access to this - the Jargon Generator.

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Based on a  JavaScript by Alan Simpson (www.coolnerds.com)