BEHOLD!
THE PAGE ‘O SMITH
“Gaze
upon my works all ye, and Despair”
“Bwa-ha-ha! Hello, My name is Satan,
Dark Lord of Hades and your host for this evening.
I am here today to introduce the web page of Mr
Simon Smith. While not especially evil I am happy to introduce him because he
is worthy of our godlike attention. And it’s not because he has some
rather sensitive photos of god and I in the … No! I mean… there never
were any photos, and they were fakes anyway, I was young and I needed the
money! I really did drop the soap by accident! On no! My wife’s going to kill
me!”
“Alright, alright!
That’s enough Satan! Run along now…. Ahem. Welcome ladies and gentlemen, my
name is Simon Smith, and you are indeed beholding The Page ‘o Smith. And
please, try not to despair until you’ve finished reading, as it upsets the
other clientele
As you can see, we are high class establishment dealing in all manner of entertainment. This being the age of the SuperInformationLeafyOffRoad I thought it was about time I revealed myself* on the web.
Peruse at your leisure the entertainment provided here. Perhaps downloading one of my games for your personal after-hours entertainment, or enjoying one of the many movie extracts I have discovered on the Internet.”
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The
Mail ‘O Smith: simonisfound@yahoo.co.uk
* No, no
when I say reveal myself I don’t mean like that you filthy cad!