Some Witchely Funny Jokes

Q What do witches drink at Halloween parties?
A: Cauldron-ated brew-skis'.

Q: What is a witches favourite forcast?
A: A cold spell.

Q: Where do witches shop?

A: Broomingdales.
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch.

Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes

Q. what do you get when you cross a witch's black cat with a lemon?
A. Sour-puss

Q. What do they teach in witching school?
A. Spelling.

Q. Why does a witch ride a broom?
A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray.

Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.

Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away!

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!