welcome to the only
website dedicated to bringing you the illustrations of steve douglass. due to considerable speculation and aggravation from our legal experts we would like to stress that the
following texts appear only in the form of precursory accompaniments to the illustrations and as such are entirely tongue-in-cheek.

They're not real!!! so, if you like the illustrations by all means let us know but if you're after an inanimate clay babysitter or plans for world
domination perhaps you should look elsewhere, and also you might want to seek professional help!!!