rushdie,
he of the sly grin
and the burning books, well he's back I tell you, back, back, back!!! and now he's pissed AND he's brought his mates...

take control...
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sydo!!!
sydney, what a town,
Full of weirdoes it be,
but nice weirdos all
the same, well I say
that, all of them
apart from...

mortimer on the Goa,
carving a perilous path through streets at speeds that can only be described as pedestrian, two old
fogies, driven to..

babysitter,
the big brick handbook,
25 uses, from the
sublime to the
ridiculous, for the
common household
brick...

city living is easy!
or so they said,
but they just didn't
mention the war, oh
no! that would have
been too simple...

little monsters!
'school days', in
Association with the
'cruel yearbook society' bring you a series of
collectibles to cut out and keep...

buried in a chicken.
how did I come to be
here? This stranger in a(very, VERY SCARY
and) strange land...