"starting a riot? finishing a house? then have we got the product for you! introducing THE THREE HOLE HOUSEHOLD BRICK! one item, a thousand uses AND for this week only we'll be throwing in the big brick handbook- 25 uses, from the sublime to the 

ridiculous for this handy little piece of clay. So, if you've ever been caught without a sausage maker or you can't always afford a live babysitter ask yourself this; how can i possibly live without this product?"