Music


"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best". - Frank Zappa.

"If music be the food of love, TURN IT UP LOUD!" - morse.


I can tell that you're dying to know exactly what I've got in my record collection, so I'll have a little rummage and see what I can find... Let's see...

Ah, yes, there's some Janis Joplin, and some Jethro Tull, and here's some Joni Mitchell and Jimi Hendrix... Wait just one minute... Someone's been alphabetising my records while my back's turned!

Ah well, move to the left a bit, and we find Bob Dylan, B. B. King, Albert King, and Albert Collins... Hmm... DAMN strange way of sorting records. And what on earth is Otis Redding doing in between Cream and Charlie Parker? That should be next to Joe Cocker and Credence Clearwater Revival, who are actually hiding between James Brown and Louis Armstrong Oh, and where should I put the Spice Girls CD that Auntie sent me for Christmas? (DON'T say it!...)


Books...

Yes, I know that books aren't music. That very helpful Hi-fi repair man has already explained it to me. This page was kinda short though, so I thought I'd put the obligatory Terry Pratchett links here.

The L-Space web
The Turtle Moves
Discworld Monthly


And just so you don't think that I read nothing else, I'll mention James Joyce . If you've ever read 'Ulysses' or 'Finnegan's Wake' and not understood a single word, you might like to read some learned criticism of his work. You might not understand any better, but you'll take immense comfort from the fact that you're not alone. Oh, and if you feel like running your phone bill up a little, you could always read Herman Melville's 'Moby Dick' online . If you don't have that much time, try one of Angela Carter's delicious short stories.

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